I'm Eli Jones.

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Many terms describe Eli Jones. Oregonian. Blazer fan. Technological curmudgeon. Voracious reader. Business intelligence developer. Student of history. Lapsed wargamer. Tough science fiction fan. Professional irritant.

A handful of sobriquets aren’t fit for print, while others just seem boastful. Dad is his favorite descriptor, with a close second being writer. He currently lives with his family in the Pacific Northwest.

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I’m on micro.blog, Buttondown, and you can always send me an email. Don’t bother looking for a Twitter account, Meta page, or Substack newsletter. Anyone claiming to be me on those platforms is a goddamn liar.